A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day
he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.
It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!
I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA
how did you fuck up bagged milk so badly……
butbutbut why is your milk brown
I’m gonna take a guess and say it’s chocolate
#wow this is a fucking brilliant photoset #like wow a++ forever to whoever made this #you’ve done it you’ve won at life #ouch my fucking heart
i waited the whole trip to make this
Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects
"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."
And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,
"The cream or the lilac?"
"The lilac, dearie."
"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullshit
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself
THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.
This is how my ex explained why he broke up with me after 3 years ,”You see, I don’t love myself, so how will I love you?”
COMPLETE BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE
Why is everyone on tumblr obsessed with butts and Satan? Seriously.
That is legit the most fabulous gif I have ever seen.
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe