yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

  • There's this puppy that always comes to our house when were outside in the front yard
    Girl my mom babysits:
  • Really? Cool
    Mom:
  • He humps my leg
    Girl my mom babysits:
  • What. Then you say get down doggy, no.
    Mom:
  • What??? NOO. I LET HIM BECAUSE HE'S CUTE!
    Girl my mom babysits:
  • *looks at me*
    Mom:
  • *looks at mom*
    Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • This is going on tumblr.
    Me:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sgtsweetcheeks:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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how did you fuck up bagged milk so badly……

butbutbut why is your milk brown

I’m gonna take a guess and say it’s chocolate

emilianadarling:

#wow this is a fucking brilliant photoset #like wow a++ forever to whoever made this #you’ve done it you’ve won at life #ouch my fucking heart

bastillleuk:

i waited the whole trip to make this

somethingpretentioussounding:

Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects

"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."

And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like, 

"The cream or the lilac?"

"The lilac, dearie."

*sigh*

supernaturally-awkward-veronika:

youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.

This is how my ex explained why he broke up with me after 3 years ,”You see, I don’t love myself, so how will I love you?”

COMPLETE BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE

consultingsuperhusbands:

lucifers-blog:

mistercakesblog:

Why is everyone on tumblr obsessed with butts and Satan? Seriously.

why not

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That is legit the most fabulous gif I have ever seen.

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe